this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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