The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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