K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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