Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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