what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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