we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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