And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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