I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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