Ambien. No doubt about it.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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