Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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