You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
