Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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