so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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