No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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