I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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