STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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