i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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