It's Friday. Sex?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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