I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
