This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize