Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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