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I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Two words: nipple clamps
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