She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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