weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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