before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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