belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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