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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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