Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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