Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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