We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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