your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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