Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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