She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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