Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's intense
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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