we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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