I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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