But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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