You surviving the open bar?
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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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