I need help removing her.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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