I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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