Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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