My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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