I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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