i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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