how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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