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Puke
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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