I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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