Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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