I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
my sisters under your porch take her home
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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