my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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