Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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