he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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