I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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