i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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