I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
soo... how was my night?
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