I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
